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  Mad hatter and dormouse!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit by Eleonora Delfitto, Stefano Queirolo, Sara Roattino and Luca Vinai.

 

Alice: Hello!

Mad Hatter: Alice? Are you that Alice? Oh yes! I would recognize you everywhere!

March Hare: Alice! Alice! Alice! Would you like wine?

Dormouse: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................................

Alice: Are you joking? I never drink wine!

Mad Hatter: No, Alice! Here we are only mad! Alice, why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice: Oh... I don't know!But I'm pretty sure you are very mad!

March Hare: Of course!You know me but i'm going to introduce myself to you!Hahahahahahaha!I'm the March Hare!I'm very stupid and i love breaking cups on people's head!

Alice: Oh, wow, you are very original!

Mad Hatter: Alice, do you want to know a secret?

Alice: Yes, tell me!

Mad Hatter: All the best are mad!

March Hare: It's time to wake the Dormouse!

Alice: Yes, I'll wake him!

Mad Hatter: No, no... Ok, do it!

Alice: Dormouse! Dormouse! Wake up! Wake up!

Dormouse: Yes, do you need me?

March Hare: Do you tell us a story?

Dormouse:I don't know! What story?

Mad Hatter: Tell...tell..."THE KNIGHT AND THE JEALOUS QUEEN"!

Dormouse:Ok! Once upon a time there was a knight who was in love with the white queen...

Alice: Who is the white queen? 

Mad Hatter: She is a very beautiful woman; she was the queen of Wonderland. She is sweet and peaceful.

Alice: Ok, thank!

March Hare: yes, yes but don't interrupt the story to the end!

Alice. ok!

Dormouse: ...but her sister, the red queen, was very jealous of the love of the knight...

Alice: Who is the red queen?

March Hare: She is the queen of Wonderland and she has a very big head! but you promised to don't interrupt the story, STOP!

Dormouse: ...while the red queen exchanged her head for the knight love, her head became a heart!

Alice: WOW...it is a beautiful story...but now I'll go away because I'm offended for your insults!

March Hare, Mad Hatter and Dormouse: Ok, bye bye Alice... happy Unbirthday!

 

 

 

Edit by Comino Jessica, Chiecchio Andrea, Somà Margherita and Mattia Bernardi.

 

Alice:Where am I? 

Mad Hatter+Dormouse:a Fantaaastic mad tea party!!

March Hare: Happy unbirthday!

Alice:Wow!...what a crazy party!Whose birthday is this??

Mad Hatter+Dormouse: Our unbirthday!

Alice:Unbirthday?!?Are you going to be crazy??

The March Hare:Oh my little girl! We' re all mad here!!! Would yuo like some wine?

Alice: No wine! I only want tea please.

March Hare:Mmm...oh my bad queen! You need a haircut... now!

Alice:No no, thanks!!

Mad Hatter:Okay! Alice.....Do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?

Alice:Oh! If I try ...I can guess.

The March Hare+Mad Hatter+Dormouse: Ahaha...She can guess!!! :-) ...No! You can' t guess!

Alice:Oh, please! Mm...Remember Alice... You' re dreaming...I am dreaming!

Mad Hatter: I' m sorry?! Sleeping beauty? Do you know what day is today?

Alice: The day of today??!

Dormouse: Yes, because....

March Hare:...his watch is...

March Hare+Dormouse:BROKEN

Mad hatter:Alice, you know that we' ve got a heroe?

Alice: Wonderful...Who is he?

March Hare: The.......Dormouse! Of course...

Alice:Oh please!Can you tell us a story?

Dormouse:Once upon a time there were 3 ancialampas... They were Lovely!

..........They had enormous blue noses and beautiful full lips!!!!

Alice:Did you kiss them?

Dormouse:Nooooo!!!...Please, they were horrible, but...

Alice: How much horrible!

Dormouse:Grrrrrr......a lot!!

I killed them because... I' m POWERFUL!!!

Alice:How did you kill them!

Dormouse:...............I used the DUDODUDODUDODU!

Alice:What's the DUDODUDODUDODU??

March Hare+ Mad Hatter: Stooooooooooooop!!!Alice, STOP !!!!

Alice:............stupid mad people!!!You' re dreaming...(SE NE VA)

INTANTO

March Hare+Dormouse+Mad Hatter:A Fantasic Mad Tea Party!!!!!!!!!!    

 

edit by Selo Sharon, Morgana Ramondetti, Cristina Lanza, Stefano Fenoglio

 

HARE: hey young girl! what do you think about joining us for a drink...  Mad Hatter what are we drinking?

MAD HATTER: wine! wine! wine!

ALICE: but are you drunk?

HARE: no, don't even think about that!! we ore only mad!

ALICE: well! it's fantastic but.... I don't see wine, I only see tea....

HARE: ooohhhh!! only tea.... Mad Hatter what do you see? tea or wine?

MAD HATTER: wine! wine! wine! no... we're joking but it's funny to see you confused..... ihihihih!!

ALICE: it's very funny!!

HARE: mmmm.... we want to ask you a thing... that I think is a very important question.... to see if you're bright

MAD HATTER: oh yea! a very easy question...

ALICE: I'm intelligent! I can guess! ask me the question.

MAD HATTER: why is a raven like a writing desk?

ALICE: it isn't easy but I know the answer.... I'm good at guessing riddles.

MAD HATTER + HARE: we see.... ihihiih

HARE: hatter! see! alice is thinking!

MAD HATTER: but she's without brain!

ALICE: stay confused!

HARE: ahahahaha!! this is funny!

MAD HATTER: ahahahah! (sempre ridendo) alice...

ALICE: stop! I lost my patience!

MAD HATTER + HARE: ohh

MAD HATTER: alice what day of the month is it?

ALICE: but on your clock there isn't the time?

HARE: yes there is, but it's 2 days slow he should throw it away..... but this stupid doesn't want!

MAD HATTER: of course! I spent bad and good moments with my dear clock.

ALICE: you're foolish!

MAD HATTER: hey! we must wake up the doormouse! 

ALICE: poor you! he's sleeping!

MAD HATTER + HARE: waaaakeee uuuup!!!!

DOORMOUSE: what do you want??!!!  (urlando) leave me alone! I want to sleep!

HARE: it's afternoon!

DOORMOUSE: grrrr.... what do you want??!!!

ALICE: we were bored and want to ask you if you can tell us a story....

DOORMOUSE: ok... a long time ago there was a girl her name was Cinderella...

ALICE: but was she pretty?

DOORMOUSE: yes and she lived with her step mother and har 2 step sisters

ALICE: were the step sisters pretty too?

DOORMOUSE: no.... they were ugly and bad.... one day the prince decided to get married...

ALICE: ohh... to a princess??

DOORMOUSE: no! to a normal girl....

HARE: shut up!

MAD HATTER: really... you must close your oven!

HARE: for your age you are young...

ALICE: stop! I don't want to hear your words! I'm offended! I'll go away!

MAD HATTER: go away... it's even better!

HARE: bye!

ALICE: bye!

DOORMOUSE + MAD HATTER: we will miss you!! ahahahah 

 

Edit by Silvestrini Giulia, Chiera Maurizio, Basso Valentina and Bertolino Martina

CHARACTERS : ALICE, MARCH HARE, MAD HATTER, DORMOUSE

 

MARCH HARE: Hello! Welcome to the maddest Tea-party in the world!! Well… Would you like some wine?? It’s really delicious!

ALICE: It isn’t nice to offer wine when there is only tea!! Are you joking??

MAD HATTER:Oh Alice!! You have bushy hair!! It’s terrible! I mean… You need a haircut! Well… How do you want it?? Would you like it short? Curly? Wavy? Or with a fringe? No???? Oh! So you must hide yourself!! Really… Your hair looks like made of straw!! You need a magic shampoo and a magic haircut! I can help you to get better, but… I can’t make miracles!! Ooooh! Ok! I’ll stop! You’re very stubborn! And I’m very crazy! Ahahahah! Do you like riddles?? So… Why is a raven like a writing desk? I think you can’t guess it…

ALICE:  Ahahahahaha!!! Dear Hatter, I’m not as stupid as you! I can guess it! It’s easy!!

MAD HATTER:Ihihihihihih!!! You make me laugh!! Here the stupid is you!! It must be hard to understand that this riddle makes no sense! Ahahahah!

MARCH HARE: You wantto becunning… But… You’re crazier than us!! Eheheheheh!!!!

MAD HATTER:So… Alice, what’s the day of the month?? My watch doesn’t tell the time but the day of the month, and it is two days wrong! It’s strange!!

ALICE: Well, crazy people!! We should wake the Dormouse! How long did he sleep?

MARCH HARE: Ehm… For three days!

ALICE: So much?? O.o Wow, he’s lazier than me! Well… We’ll go and wake him up!

ALL: Dormouse! Dormouse! Dormouse! You must wake up!! You’re a late riser!

DORMOUSE:Oooooh… Ok… I’m going to relax this evening!! Is there any tea left?? I’m thirsty!

MARCH HARE: Yes! This party hasn’t an end!! It’s forever!!!

ALICE: Then, if you tell us a story, we will give you an unbirthday  present! So… Do you want to tell us a story??

DORMOUSE:Of course!! Once upon a time there was a little dog…

ALICE: What was its name??

DORMOUSE:It was Lily. It lived in a big house with an old woman.

ALICE: What was her name???

DORMOUSE:I don’t know because this story was told by a bird that I met last week. She was a very rich person and she loved Lily very much. She considered it like a child. The dog had a wonderful personal bedroom…

ALICE: Was that room small or big? It is an important fact!

DORMOUSE:Mmm… Alice!! You’re very boring!! The bedroom was very big! Are you happy with that?? So… Lily was living a beautiful rich life! One day, the woman met a young man who was called Robert…

ALICE: Wow!! What did he look like??

DORMOUSE:Oh Alice!! I don’t know!! Maybe… It was a handsome person because the woman fell in love with him and they got married!! Before the marriage, she spent a lot of time with Lily and after it, she thought only about Robert… The dog was very sad and so, it started to annoy the couple for attracting their minds. It was jealous of the new old woman’s husband…

ALICE: And then, What happened??

DORMOUSE:One night, while the woman was sleeping, the young man took Lily away and he abandoned it in the river. He was frightened of losing the old woman’s money because she wanted to give her money, her inheritance to the dog. He was a bad man who didn’t love his wife!

ALICE: Oh my god!!

DORMOUSE:Fortunately, Lily could swim and it arrived near a small house, in the country… In the same time, the old woman was desperate because Robert told her that the dog fled…

ALICE: But… Did Lily meet anyone??

DORMOUSE:Oh yes! It met a young girl, who was called Sarah. She read the Lily’s tag and the next morning she went at home with it!!

ALICE: What did Robert say??

DORMOUSE:Ehm… The bird didn’t finish to tell me the story! I think Robert wasn’t very happy when Lily came back home! But Alice, I’ll never tell you another story!!! You were very boring!!!!!!!!!!

MAD HATTER:Really Alice… Boring! We are crazy, but not stupid!

MARCH HARE: Yes! We make people laugh but we never bore people like you!!

ALICE: Oh! I can’t stand you! You don’t make people laugh! You offend them! I’ll go away! Goodbye!

 

Edited by Paola Bonicco, Debora Garelli, Elisa Genovesi, Anna Lucchino (II A):

Mad hatter, March hare: I wish a happy unbirthday!

March hare: to me?

Mad hatter: to you!

Mad hatter, March hare: I wish a happy unbirthday, unbirthday…

Mad hatter: to you!

Dormouse: shut up! I have to sleep!

Alice: what is going on?

Mad hatter: this is a fantastic tea party!

March hare: would you like some wine? This wine is so good!

Alice: But it is tea! It’s not nice to offer wine when there is only tea!

Mad hatter: yes, by the way: you need a haircut!

Alice: why?

Mad hatter: because…

March hare: because if you have too long hair they’ll enter your brain and you’ll become crazy!

Mad hatter: like us!

Alice: ohh!!

Mad hatter: why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice: why is a raven like a writing desk? I can guess!

Mad hatter: why is a raven like a writing desk?

March hare: why? Why? Ah, ah, ah….

Mad hatter: why?

March hare: you are stupid: you can’t guess!

Alice: you are right! I can’t! I don’t know! Hatter? Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad hatter: I have no idea!

March hare: don’t look at me! Tea?

Mad hatter: of course! I love tea!

March hare: no! to Alice! For her unbirthday!

Alice: unbirthday? I’m sorry but I can’t understand!

March hare: unbirthday is a day when it isn’t your birthday

Mad hatter: of course!

Alice: so, it is my unbirthday!

Mad hatter: of course!

Mad hatter, March hare: I wish a happy unbirthday!

Alice: to me?

Mad hatter: to you!

Mad hatter, March hare: I wish a happy unbirthday, unbirthday…

Mad hatter, March hare: to you!

Alice: thanks!

Mad hatter: what day of the month is today?

Alice: I don’t know!

Mad hatter: I know you don’t know, in fact you are late! Move down! This watch is exactly two      days wrong.

March hare: I’m bored: I want a story.

Mad hatter: me too

Mad hatter, March hare: idea! Sleepy! Sleepy? Sleepy?

Dormouse: what do you want?

Alice aaaah! A mouse! A mouse!

Dormouse: give her some jam!

Mad hatter: of course!

Alice: but…. It is a mouse!

Dormouse: no! I’m a dormouse!

Mad hatter, March hare: Anyway! Sleepy… can you tell us a story, please?

Dormouse: ok… I’m going to tell you why the Cheshire-Cat can vaporize. Once upon a time in Wonderland there was a river. The Cheshire-Cat was swimming…

Alice: but cats hate water!

Mad hatter, March hare: close your mouth!

Dormouse: well… what was I saying? Oh yes! The Cat was in the river but the Red Queen arrived…

Alice: who is the Red Queen?

March hare: don’t interrupt!

Dormouse: so… the Red Queen’s soldiers burnt all the trees around the river and it was very hot.

Alice: of course it was hot if there was a forest fire!

Mad hatter: yes, of course! Sure!

March hare: But I don’t want to hear your voice again before the end of the story!

Dormouse: grrr…. phew! It was very hot and so the river evaporated and the Cat evaporated with it!

Alice: what a stupid story!

Dormouse: it is the truth but if you don’t like my story you can go away!

Mad hatter: yes! Go away! We don’t want a nosy and noisy girl with us!

March hare: you are boring and whining like a baby!

Dormouse: you are big-headed and cheeky! We are mad… yes but we aren’t as bad as you!

Alice: me? No, it’s you! You are so rude!

(She goes away and she starts crying)

Mad hatter: oh! Wow! This is fantastic! There is silence now!

March hare: and there is peace! Sleepy…can you finish the story, please?

Mad hatter: yes, why can the Cat appear now… why isn’t he vapour?

Dormouse: because Pinco Panco saw a cloud flying near the earth and he sat on it. Then he heard a miawoing

and he saw a very big smile! So he called Panco Pinco. The cloud’s tail tickled their noses and they sneezed on it.

Suddenly the cloud became the Cat! So those dull boys did something good!

Mad hatter, March hare, Dormouse: We are crazy but I’m going to tell you a secret: mad people are always the best!!!!

 

 

edit by Azaria Magnaldi, Alessandro Eula, Martina Parodi and Francesco Gamba.

 

Alice_ Hello!

Mad hatter_ Who are you?

Alice_ I'm Alice!

March hare_ Really?

Alice_ Yes, of course, I'm Alice!

March hare_ Well... do you want some wine?

Alice_ It isn't nice to offer wine when there is only tea!

Dormouse_ Never mind...

Mad hatter_ Alice, you should have a haircut.

Alice_ No, I can't! I love my hair and I'll never have it cut!

Mad hatter_ Ok, ok....

Dormouse_ Would you like some tea?

March hare_ You must have a cup of tea!

Dormouse_ Yes! Who doesn't love the tea?

Alice_ Ok, thanks.

Mad hatter_ Alice,why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice_ ...I can't guess... It's a very silly riddle.... But you.. can you guess? So,...why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad hatter_ ...I odn't know..

March hare/Mad hatter/Dormouse_ Happy unbirthday to you,

                                                     Happy unbirthday to you,

                                                     Happy unbirthday Alice,

                                                     Happy unbirthday to you!!!!

Alice_ What are you celebrating now?

Mad hatter_ we are celebrating your unbirthday!

March hare_ Today is also my unbirthday!

Alice_ Really I celebrate my birthday, not my "unbirthday"!

March hare_ Yes, but celebrating the unbirthday is better!

Mad hatter Every day we have a mad tea party! ( except the days of our real birthday! )

March hare_ Alice, you have dirty hair!

Dormouse_ Yes, dirty!

March hare/Dormouse_ Ah, ah, ah!!!!

Alice_ STOP! My hair is very clean and beautiful!

Mad hatter_ Alice, do you know what day of the month it is? My watch does'n tell the time but the day of the month,                  and this       is two days wrong!

Alice_ Wrong?

Mad hatter_ Yes,it is two days slow.

Alice_ Ah, ok; I think it's Sunday 15th!

Mad hatter_ Thanks!

March hare_ Is the Dormouse sleeping?

Dormouse_ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mad hatter_ Yes!

March hare_ Wake up, Dormouse!

Mad hatter_Can you tell us a story?

Dormouse_ Ok... I'm going to do that...

                  So...once upon a time, there was a girl who met a boy. They were 16 years old.

Alice_ Sorry, What were their names?

Dormouse_ Wait, I'm going to tell it. So... their names are Luigi and Anna. They lived in...

Alice_ Where did they live?

Dormouse_ Wait! They lived in a small town. One day, while they were near...

Alice_ Where were they?

Dormouse_ Stop! I can't stand that!

March hare_ Yes! You can't keep on interrupting him!

Mad hatter_ Alice, if you do like this, he can't tell a story!

Alice_ Yes, yes,... I understand... I'll go away...so... forewell!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

edited by Valentina Amato, Francesca Ponzo, Queirolo Simone, Preve James ( III D)

Mad Hatter & March Hare:  A very happy unbirthday to you for me ( x3)

Mad Hatter: Come with me... there is a girl... a very nice girl...

Alice walks...

March Hare: Would you like some wine?

Mad Hatter: No... would you like some tea?

March Hare: You are late for tea...!!!

Mad Hatter: C'mon, c'mon...

Alice: Ok... I'll go I'll go.. but who are you?

March Hare: I'm I'm I'm... who am I? Anyway... would you like some wine?

Mad Hatter: Welcome... we're celebrating our unbirthday!

Alice: Your what?

March Hare: Ahahahah.... she doesn't know what an unbirthday is...ahahahah

Mad Hatter: Is everything ready? Three... two... one: GO!

Mad Hatter & March Hare: All the days are unbirthdays... Unbirthday unbirthday!! (x2)

Alice: I don't quite understand...

March Hare: You are very stupid...a very stupid girl!

Alice: I'm not stupid... maybe only a bit... but only a bit!

Mad Hatter & March  Hare: Alice is a stupid girl ( x2)

Alice: wait a moment please wait a moment... today is my unbirthday... is it right?

March Hare: It's right... in that case...

March Hare & Mad Hatter: A very happy unbirthday to you for me ( x2)

Dormouse: A very merry unbirthday to you!!!!

Alice: Lovely!

March Hare: Would you like some wine?

Alice: But.. there is only tea!

March Hare: In fact... ahahahahah.... Would you like some wine?

Alice: It isn't nice to offer wine when there is only tea!...

March Hare; Details...

Mad Hatter: Alice... come next to me... darling... do you know what you need?

Alice: NO!

Mad Hatter: You never know nothing!

March Hare: Wait wait a moment please... Can I offer you some tea?

Alice: I am very fond of tea.. but...

Dormouse wakes up

Dormouse: CAT.. CAT...  where is a cat?

Mad Hatter & March Hare: Alice... take a spoon of jam!!!

Dormouse eats it and he starts to sleep again...

Alice drinks tea...

Mad Hatter: You need a haircut...

Alice: NO NO NO.. you can do everything.. but not a haircut!

March Hare: Are you sure? You look like a lion!

Alice gets offended...

March Hare: I have an excellent idea!

Mad Hatter: Right.. Alice... why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice: Ehm.. why is a raven like a writing desk? Oh..I can guess...

Mad Hatter: What are you talking about?

Alice: About your riddle!

Mad Hatter: I didn't ask a riddle!

Alice: You asked a riddle.. you asked me why a raven is like a writing desk.. I'm not stupid.. I remember everything!

March Hare: Ahhahah... You are stupid.. he didn't say that... you are off your head!!

Alice: It is too much.. I go away!

Alice starts to go.. but..

Mad Hatter: Alice.. just a moment.. I'll ask you something...

Alice: What?

Mad Hatter: What is the date today? My watch is broken... it is two days wrong!

Alice: You watch is as stupid as you... ! Maybe.. today is the 20th of March!

March Hare: Before going away... do you want to be introduced to Dormouse?

Alice: Oh yes... I want also to listen to a story by him! Can I?

Mad Hatter & March Hare: Now we'll wake him.. 3..2...1: CAT!

Dormouse: CAT!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh....

Mad Hatter: Dormouse wait... There aen't any cats... I want you to tell us a story.. that story of the rockstar.. do you remember?

The Dormouse looks at Alice...

Dormouse: Alice.. you are very nice! ( x3)

Alice: Is his CD broken?

March Hare: Oh no... Dormouse... You tell the story! We haven't all the day.. Starts at the beginning..

Mad Hatter: And when you come  at the end.. STOP!

Dormouse: Ok.. Once upon a time... in a far away place... there was..

Alice: Who? This story is very interesting..

Mad Hatter: Alice.. Dormouse was speaking...

Alice: Excuse me... I didn't want!

Dormouse: By the way... this boy wanted to be a rockstar. He could sing very well.. His favourite group was..

Alice: What was his favourite group?

Dormouse: Dear Alice... you ask too many questions...

Alice: Excuse me again!

Dormouse: His favourite group was Beatles.. He sang in a band called Pastrana, They made some concerts. They were very rich. He decided..

Alice: What dd he decide?

Marchh Hare: Alice Stop speaking!

Mad Hatter: Shut up!

Alice: Sorry... sorry.. you are boring!

March Hare: Sorry.. you are very impolite!

Alice: That's enough.. I'll go way! This tea party is very stupid!

 

 

edited by Carola Bertolino, Marta Chionetti, Jacopo Baracco, Alice Rossini

ALICE. Good morning everybody!

MARCH HARE+MAD HATTER. Who are you?

ALICE. Emh... I'm Alice, and you?

5 secondi di sospensione

MAD HATTER. ...Would you like some wine?

ALICE. Sorry!? I'm very found of tea, and it isn't a wine-party!

MARCH HARE. So, together:

A happy unbirthday to you, a happy unbirthday to you, a happy unbirthday to...

MAD HATTER. Stooooop! Alice, I don't remember your name,... What's your name?

ALICE. But,... Are you crazy??

MAD HATTER+MARCH HARE. Yes, of course!

A happy unbirthday to Alice, a happy unbirthday to you!!

ALICE. This is the craziest day in my life. Why are you doing this?

MAD HATTER. Because you are a paladin, a hero...

MARCH HARE. It's late, it's late!

Il cappellaio matto prende l' orologio del coniglio e lo rompe

MAD HATTER. Marmalade, butter and tea. Take your watch now!... Alice, I have a question:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

ALICE. Emh... To tell the truth, I can guess.

MARCH HARE. What?? But, it is impossible! Alice, you can't know the answer!!

ALICE. Why?

MARCH HARE. Because,... oh my gold, because... wow... I don't know! Why Mad Hatter?

Qualche secondo di sospensione

MAD HATTER. ... But, ahahahah, Alice, you are very stupid!!

ALICE. Sorry??

MAD HATTER. Ahahahahah...You can't guess!!

ALICE. But I...

MARCH HARE. Stop stop stop, Alice silence... Now you're listening to the dormouse's story! 

...DORMOUSE. ...Who is she??

MARCH HARE. She is Alice, the little Alice!

DORMOUSE. Oh, Alice!! Come here please; I'll tell you a story, ok?

ALICE. Oh, story? I love stories!!

DORMOUSE. Good,... The title is "The red queen".

ALICE. Who?? The red queen??

MAD HATTER. Yes, now SSHHH Alice!

DORMOUSE. It's a terrible queen, she lives in an ugly castle!!

ALICE. An ugly castle?? But castles are very beautiful!!

MARCH HARE. SSHHHHH!

DORMOUSE. She cuts the heads off the poor people!

ALICE. AAHHH!!! Poor people??

DORMOUSE. Her sister, is a white queen. She is very beautiful!!

ALICE. A white queen?? Wow...

MAD HATTER. Shut up!!! (più, sotto suggerimento di MARCH HARE: please!!)

DORMOUSE. But a dragon would like to eat the white queen.

ALICE. Argh!! Oh, no!!!!

MAD HATTER. Stop Alice, closes your mouth!! You are stupid and ugly!

DORMOUSE. Yes, and very foolish!

MARCH HARE. And boring!!

ALICE. Oh, yes?? This is the stupidiest party in the world...oh, sorry,... this is the most stupid party in the world... Good-bye!

MARCH HARE. Yes, good-bye!! Oh, my mother, this girl is talkative, really chatty!!

DORMOUSE. It's true. And I didn't finish to tell the story... Grrr!!!

MAD HATTER. Yes,... And the people say that we are crazy!!!

MAD HATTER+MARCH HARE+DORMOUSE. Ahahahahahahah...!!!!